Cheater cheater, PED – eater!
Melky, why? Why did you do that? What the crap dude? We’re super mad and we tell you why.
Chad and Willie almost cry over spilled Melk. As Giants fans, we feel betrayed and lied to, and much of the Giants organization feels the same way. It’s not just that he took PEDs, it’s that him and his camp tried to cover it up with a ridiculous fake supplement website plot. WTF WERE YOU THINKING MELKY!! At least the Giants had time to cancel 20,000 t-shirts with his likeness on it.
Chances are that we’ll never see him in black and orange again (well, except maybe the Orioles), even if the Giants make the postseason.
The Week In Review
- Giants are 4-1 without Melky, suck on that
- MadBum’s wicked start in LA
- Scutaro is hitting .330 with SF, 18 RBI in 91 ABs
The Big Question
- Bochy: “It’s time for Lincecum to be Lincecum”
Armchair Manager
Who should the Giants play in LF? Blanco v righties, Christian v lefties? Reported today that Theriot is taking practice in LF. Belt with Posey at first and Sanchez at C? Xavier Nady? Should they go after anyone? (Francoeur, Cody Ross, Scott Hairston, Rick Ankiel, Burrell?) How may September callups affect this?
Tweet At Me, Bruh
- @TheFakeESPN: Melky realizes he should have just presented YouPorn instead of fake website as cause of boosted testosterone.
- @DodgersGM: Juan Uribe’s PEDs didn’t work because he bought them off MelkyCabrera’s fake website.
- @CSNBaggs: Bochy asked Theriot how he felt after working out in LF: “He said, ‘I’m fine The only thing I’m having trouble with is fly balls.'”
We Should Hate This Guy
- MELKY FREAKIN’ CABRERA
Why We Will Win It All
- The Giants somehow make the playoffs, Melky juices while he’s suspended and comes back and carries them to the WS title…or not…
- This whole Melky thing actually galvanizes the locker room. The Giants love to feel like underdogs and now they really do.
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