Episode 14: “If You Can’t Beat Em, Neukom”

As they come to grips with a strange, unfamiliar Giant-less postseason, Willie and Ben discuss the departure of Bill Neukom and new tenure of Larry Baer, consider which of the current crop of Giants the team will keep or drop, and look over the MLB Playoffs.

Also: a song from the folks at KNBR…and Johnny Velvet destroys his Dogpatch neighborhood!

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Episode 13: “Why We Will Win It All…Next Year”

After an unintentional hiatus, the guys finally make it back…to find that the Giants are finally out.  It’s time to look back on some memorable moments from the season and some notable performances turned in by our boys in orange and black — and don’t forget some views from Out of Left Field, thanks to Chad King!

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Hey Bro, Can You Spare Any Runs?

By Chad King

I consider myself a die-hard Giants fan in every sense of the term, except perhaps I don’t spend quite as much time watching every game that I can due to necessary maintenance of my offspring and the fact that they usurp control of the remote control to my gorgeous HD television for such quality programming usually revolving around some mythical blue dog or dancing robot. Tangent aside, no matter how much I thought I knew about the “historical” lack of offense this year, I really had no idea how truly historical it, in fact, is.

“You don’t get it, this guy to my right doesn’t give me jack to work with.”

“You don’t get it, this guy to my right doesn’t give me jack to work with.”

Baseball-reference.com elucidated any uncertainties I had about this historical run drought. The Giants franchise has been around since 1883, 2011 being their 129th season. This year marks the second-lowest production in franchise history of runs per game at 3.38 per. Although 1902 was lower (2.87), may I remind you that this was during the height of the dead-ball era. The Giants hit 6 homeruns that year. You read that right, 6 homeruns by the team…in 140 games.

All I heard last year, especially during the playoffs, is how dreadful the Giants’ offense was. Although I concur, I think all Giants fans would take last year’s production over this year, which was a whopping 27% higher (4.3 runs per game), ranking a mediocre 43rd lowest in Giants franchise history. We had no idea how good we had it.

Unprecedented doesn’t even begin to coin the term for offensive futility. Other metrics go hand in hand with lack of run production, of course. The Giants are hitting .238 this year, third lowest in franchise, dangerously close to the .237 clip produced in the dreadful 100 loss season of 1985 that I care not to recall from my childhood.

Something I also learned in my research for this post. Baseball has had remarkably stable rules since 1900, and statistics are somewhat comparable to those of the modern era (a few skew aside, of course), and is coined the “modern era.” Did you know that the four-ball walk wasn’t even instituted until 1889? Clearly walks inflate .OBP, so when one throws out pre-1900 OBP, the 2011 Giants clip of .300 is fourth-lowest in franchise history.

“Hey Charlie, how ya doin’? By the way, got any runs you can spare a bro?”

“Hey Charlie, how ya doin’? By the way, got any runs you can spare a bro?”

With the Giants all but mathematically eliminated from the postseason, I wonder what Brian Sabean is thinking at this point? Is he lamenting the disabled list that reads like an obituary, populated with some of the better bats (Posey, F. Sanchez, Sandoval, etc.), chalking this year’s inadequacies to bad luck? Is he regretting the Zito albatross of a contract? Will he potentially gift wrap one of our premier pitchers for two or more above-average bats for 2012? Or, is he satisfied with last season, frustrated with what he couldn’t control in 2011, and ready to wipe the slate clean and start over with effectively the same team (sans Beltran) in 2012?

An interesting offseason it will be.

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Episode 12: “The Empire Strikes Back”

Willie Dills has stopped believing.  Can anything turn the Giants’ fortunes around?  After being beaten by the Diamondbacks in 2 of 3, the Gigantes are inches from elimination.  The guys weigh in on whether there’s anything to be salvaged from this season, and who they want to see play the rest of the way.  Also: Mike attends Star Wars Day, Ben finishes moving, Johnny Velvet doesn’t read ahead, Justin Upton needs to stop being good at things, and introducing…Cody Fett?

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Episode 10: “Lineups of Seasons Past”

Battling depression and despair, Willie, Mike, and Ben reunite to talk about their favorite lineups of previous and current Giants. We discuss the end of this road trip (even though we don’t want to), pick some new favorite guys, fear for our pitching staff, and hone our trivia skills. Also, a game and a half. A game and a half!

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Episode 9: “Epic Diapers in Left Field Are Hard”

With Ben and Mike both unavailable (and probably on the DL), Willie welcomes Chad King of Out of Left Field, Kids Are Hard, and Epic Diapers onto the show. We talk slumps, bumps, and bruises and our struggling team, and try to make the most of the midsummer Giants doldrums.

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Episode 8: “Feels Like Forever Ago”

The Giants have a seriously rough week, plummeting from 2 games up to…a half a game up? Hmm…not as bad as I thought. We discuss the lack of offense, the lack of run support, and the horrible hitting before tackling a little trivia.

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Episode 7: “Get Over Yourselves”

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The team has made some trades and the boys discuss them at the deadline, plus Willie asks what would happen if the season ended today.  We compare today’s lineup with Opening Day, and, of course, we tell Phillies fans to get over themselves.

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Episode 6: “Johnny Velvet”

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The Giants go 4-2 this week despite the antics of one Tony Plush.  We compare old-news Tony Plush and new, up-and-coming future Giant star Johnny Velvet, Ben shows dedication despite displacement, and lots of trade deadline discussion on the latest rumors and some potential acquisitions!

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Episode 5: “All-Star Revue”

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The guys discuss the All-Star game and Home Run Derby and review the first half.  Now that it’s over, what needs to happen in the second half to keep the Gigantes on top?  Ben relates some stories from All-Star Weekend in Phoenix, including his becoming an awkward stalker, and we debut a new segment from Chad K.!  Go Giants!

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